Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.
  • It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.
  • Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.
  • I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
  • People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.
  • Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.