I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.