I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane. Commentary:"Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”. Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands. They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette. People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you? When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.
