I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands. Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”. There are two classes of travel: first class and with children. You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.
