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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.