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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.