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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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