I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.