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Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Trending via Reddit:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My favorite color is money.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Trending via YouTube:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Going viral on Discord:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Broadcasted on X:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Seen just now on Threads:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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