I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – spider or yarn, the struggle is real! 🕷️🧶 May the yarn rest in peace – or should we say, rest in threads? 😄" Related funny posts 😂 I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday. Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back. I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside. One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web. An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.