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  • That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
  • Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.
  • Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.
  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
  • I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
  • My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.