I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
