Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.
  • Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.
  • When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
  • I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.
  • You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.
  • I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.