I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.