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"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – spider or yarn, the struggle is real! 🕷️🧶 May the yarn rest in peace – or should we say, rest in threads? 😄"

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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2 months ago

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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4 months ago

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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1 month ago

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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2 months ago

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

45 shares on Slack this month:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

61 shares on Threads this month:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Spotted on Messenger:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Spotted on Discord:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Going bananas on Messenger:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Making waves on X:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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