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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.