Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.
  • Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”
  • That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.
  • “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.
  • You’re so productive for your wage.
  • It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.