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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

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"Apparently predicting the future is not as easy as she thought! 🔮😂 It seems this mind reader got a taste of her own medicine and boy, did it leave her mind blown! 💥😆"

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