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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umb…

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umb…

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Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad luck, coincidence, funny remark, happening, humor, i, inside, luck, questioning, remark, superstition, umbrella, wonder on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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