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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?