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Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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