I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Commentary:
Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene โ€“ Cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€ They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! ๐Ÿ˜„ Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! ๐Ÿ“ธ #CheeseLove

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