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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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