Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
  • Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.
  • Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.
  • Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?
  • Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.