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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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"Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged change, code, humor, i, irony, love, me, programming, source, technology, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking, world on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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