Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.