If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!” Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes. So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.