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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two h…

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two h…

Commentary:
"Well, evolution might need to pick up the pace on that one and give moms a few extra hands to juggle all the chaos they deal with on a daily basis. Until then, moms will just have to rely on their superhuman multitasking skills to get through the day!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged evolution, hand, humor, irony, mother, parenting on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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