If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth… Commentary:"If I was a priest, I'd need a confession marathon booth to fully utilize my running skills! 🏃♂️🕍 Who says penance can't be a cardio workout? 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery. I want my name to come up when you go to confession. Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.