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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth…

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth…

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"If I was a priest, I'd need a confession marathon booth to fully utilize my running skills! 🏃‍♂️🕍 Who says penance can't be a cardio workout? 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, around, big, booth, confession, humor, i, ID, joke, priest, run, side on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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