If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push. The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.
