If I was a priest, Iā€™d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

If I was a priest, Iā€™d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Commentary:
“If I was a priest, I’d need a confession marathon booth to fully utilize my running skills! 🏃‍♂️🕍 Who says penance can’t be a cardio workout? 😉”

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