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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Commentary:
"If I was a priest, I'd need a confession marathon booth to fully utilize my running skills! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ• Who says penance can't be a cardio workout? πŸ˜‰"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, around, big, booth, confession, humor, i, ID, joke, priest, run, side on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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