If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Commentary:
"If I were Noah, I'd definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! šŸ¦šŸ§šŸ Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? šŸš¢šŸŖšŸ¦’ Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! šŸŒŖļøšŸŒŠ #NoahsDramaticArk"

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