If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s idea of punctuality is as flexible as a rubber band 🕰️😄 If patience is a virtue, then this person is a saint in the making! ⏳😂”

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