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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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A toddler in their โ€œwhyโ€ phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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