If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.