Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
  • That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
  • Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.
  • “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.
  • Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
  • If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.