💾 Save Image If Iβm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone's idea of punctuality is as flexible as a rubber band 🕰️😄 If patience is a virtue, then this person is a saint in the making! ⏳😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: back, delay, humor, joke, just, minutes, patience, return, time, wait
