If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.