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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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"Remember, life is too short to chase people who don't make an effort to be in your life. 🕒✂️ Surround yourself with those who value your time like it's a limited edition snack – available for a good time, not a long time! 🍿😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged know, let, let go, people, relationships, self-worth, someone, spend, time on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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