If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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I disagree with my politics.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.