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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.