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  • It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.
  • Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.
  • Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.
  • That fight could’ve been an email.
  • Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.
  • Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?