Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.