“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.