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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.