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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Well, it sounds like someone's got their daily priorities sorted – coffee for the morning buzz, wine for the evening relaxation, and cheese for that delicious snack attack! 🍷☕️🧀 Looks like this person knows the key ingredients for a well-balanced *ahem* lifestyle!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40, 6, adulting, beverages, cheese, coffee, drinking, humor, percentages, wine on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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