I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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69 but we both just farting.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.