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  • Shopping is the only exercise I need.
  • Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!
  • Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.
  • Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.
  • I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?
  • I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.