I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’ The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.