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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.