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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

3 months ago

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"Talk about a dessert dash! 🏃🎂 Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial ⏱️? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! 😆 #CakeCrunchTime"

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