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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake rea…

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake rea…

Commentary:
"Talk about a dessert dash! 🏃🎂 Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial ⏱️? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! 😆 #CakeCrunchTime"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, cake, deadline, diet, eating, fasting, finish, food, humor, i, quick, time on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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