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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Just landed via WeChat:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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