Iβm intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Talk about a dessert dash! ππ Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial β±οΈ? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! π #CakeCrunchTime" Related Funny Posts π€ Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat. Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting. Well, Iβve been depressed and poor, but sure, weβll call it intermittent fasting. I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog itβs all gone, like Iβm cashing him out at a casino or something.