Iโm intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Talk about a dessert dash! ๐๐ Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial โฑ๏ธ? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! ๐ #CakeCrunchTime" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat. Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting. Well, Iโve been depressed and poor, but sure, weโll call it intermittent fasting. I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog itโs all gone, like Iโm cashing him out at a casino or something. Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so Iโm no longer tempted to eat them. Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.