Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
  • I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
  • I suffer from awesomnia.
  • Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.
  • Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.
  • Enjoy the time between diapers!