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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

68 shares on Threads this month:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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