I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.