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  • After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.
  • Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
  • Texting random numbers “It’s done.”
  • All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.
  • God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.
  • Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.