Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
  • Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.
  • Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
  • I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.
  • I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.