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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Going viral on Messenger:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Freshly posted on X:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Trending via Slack:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Trending via YouTube:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Trending via WeChat:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

31 shares on X this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

16 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

The shitshow must go on.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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Spotted on Twitch:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Making waves on Twitch:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Shared recently on Discord:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Trending via Messenger:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Making waves on Telegram:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Spotted on Slack:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Breaking via TikTok:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Spotted on WeChat:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Just shared via WeChat:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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