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"Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮"

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30 shares on Slack this month:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

82 shares on X this month:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Just landed via Snapchat:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Live now on WhatsApp:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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