I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos. Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around? Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time? If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.