I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a pla… Commentary:"Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around? I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time? Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.