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"Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮"

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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2 months ago

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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2 months ago

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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2 months ago

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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5 months ago

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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2 months ago

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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2 months ago

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97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

88 shares on Discord this month:

Not going is the new leaving early.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Just landed via Facebook:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Making waves on Messenger:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Just landed via Twitch:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Just shared via Telegram:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Spotted on Threads:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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