I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.