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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a pla…

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a pla…

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"Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged approachable, carrying, food, humor, interaction, joke, nachos, perfectly, plate, snack, social, social interaction on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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