I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am. Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.
