I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Breaking news: Victory is within reach in the epic battle against sobriety! 🏆🍻 Who needs a medal when you have a glass in hand? Cheers to the champion of spontaneous decisions! 🥂 #EmbraceTheCraze" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.