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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Spotted on Slack:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Making waves on Threads:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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