I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.