I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Breaking news: Victory is within reach in the epic battle against sobriety! 🏆🍻 Who needs a medal when you have a glass in hand? Cheers to the champion of spontaneous decisions! 🥂 #EmbraceTheCraze" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves. I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am. It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.