Iā€™m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Iā€™m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Ah, the never-ending cycle of cleaning only for chaos to reign supreme once again 🤦‍♀️🏠 Let’s call it the art of mess-making on a freshly cleaned canvas! 🎨🧹 #ParentingTruths

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