I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.