Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.
  • If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.
  • Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.
  • Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?
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