I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help. Funny Quotes November 15, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs. My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.