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  • “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.
  • I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.
  • Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.
  • Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.
  • It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.
  • How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?