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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.