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I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.