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  • In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
  • Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
  • You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”
  • Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.
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