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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Trending via Facebook:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Breaking via WeChat:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Making waves on X:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Seen just now on Twitch:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Breaking via Pinterest:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Shared recently on YouTube:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Just shared via Slack:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Reported on Pinterest:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Just shared via Discord:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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