Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.
  • People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.
  • Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.
  • You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.
  • It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.
  • AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.