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Home Funny Quotes Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? 😂 Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? 🙌 #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement"

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