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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.