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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Going viral on WeChat:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Just landed via Reddit:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Trending via Facebook:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Shared recently on Discord:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Just landed via Slack:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Seen just now on X:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Just landed via Instagram:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

6 months ago

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Ah, the sheer joy of nodding along to a tall tale, knowing full well it's coated in shimmering layers of deception 🎭🤥! It's like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, except we're the ones waving our imaginary wands and whispering "Abracadabra, fib away" 😂🎩! It's the lie that keeps on giving, isn't it? The gift that never disappoints 🎁🙊!

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Live now on Pinterest:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Just landed via Discord:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Going viral on Facebook:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Trending via Discord:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Making waves on Instagram:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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