Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
  • Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.
  • It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.
  • If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
  • There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.
  • The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.