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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.