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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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