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"Who knew a few post-dinner laps around the block could be the best form of 'table service' savings? 🚶‍♂️💸 Forget fine dining, it's all about the 'fine walking' now! 🍽️😂"

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42 shares on Instagram this month:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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