I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.