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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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"Who needs a gym when you can just dodge acquaintance ambushes for your daily fitness routine? 🚶‍♂️💨 #StepsAchieved #DodgingSkillsOnPoint"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged avoiding, exercise, humor, i, interaction, just, know, social, someone, steps on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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