Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.