Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
  • At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
  • I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.
  • I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.
  • I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.
  • I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.