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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didnโ€™t want to be there the first time.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as โ€œit was like mountain climbing, but flatโ€.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as โ€œit was like mountain climbing, but flatโ€.

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Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? ๐Ÿ˜„ #FlatMountainClimbingGoals



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