Home Funny Quotes Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

2 months ago

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Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals

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