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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Breaking via Discord:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Spotted on Twitch:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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