Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLife is like bread. It gets hard at some point. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. In banana years, I am bread. Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce. Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.