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"Life is like bread – starts out fresh and doughy, but sure enough, it gets crusty at some point! 🍞😅 Don't worry, a little butter and optimism can soften even the toughest slices of life! 😉"

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82 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

15 shares on Discord this month:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

91 shares on Discord this month:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Just landed via TikTok:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Live now on Pinterest:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Just landed via Threads:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Going viral on Instagram:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Making waves on YouTube:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Delightful if true: booby trap.

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