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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.