Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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“Life is like bread – starts out fresh and doughy, but sure enough, it gets crusty at some point! 🍞😅 Don’t worry, a little butter and optimism can soften even the toughest slices of life! 😉”

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