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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

85 shares on Slack this month:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

96 shares on Slack this month:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

56 shares on X this month:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Your opinions are not my business.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Making waves on Reddit:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Spreading quickly via X:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Freshly posted on Slack:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Making waves on Threads:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Trending via Snapchat:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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