Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.
  • When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
  • No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.
  • How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.
  • I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.
  • When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.