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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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I donโ€™t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Hello, boyfriend? Itโ€™s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Are they honking at me because Iโ€™m cute or because I canโ€™t drive.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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