Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppListen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity. I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married. Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it. Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?