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"Plot twist: Women created the beard trend so they wouldn't have to deal with beard trimmings in the washbasin anymore! 🧔🚫💦 #GeniusPlan #NoMoreCleanup"

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27 shares on YouTube this month:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

78 shares on X this month:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

25 shares on X this month:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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Breaking via Messenger:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Going bananas on Reddit:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Making waves on Threads:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

I’ve disappointed better people.

Body by sandwich.

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

I’ve disappointed better people.

Body by sandwich.

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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