Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”
  • Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.
  • When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
  • Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
  • If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.
  • Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.