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74 shares on Slack this month:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

36 shares on X this month:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Seen just now on Slack:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Trending via WeChat:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Seen just now on Twitch:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Just shared via Discord:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Going viral on Reddit:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Spotted on YouTube:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

This sex could have been an email.

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

This sex could have been an email.

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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