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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

59 shares on X this month:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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