Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.