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  • Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.
  • Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”
  • Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.
  • And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?
  • 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.
  • A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”